“To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.” - Paul Ehrlich

“The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there’s no law against whacking them around a bit.” - Eric Porterfield

“Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.” - Rita May Brown

“The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again.” - Al Goodman

“All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You’d be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.” - Isaac Asimov

“Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.” - Pablo Picasso

“UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.” - Dennis Ritchie

“Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.” - Leonard Brandwein

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